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Fat Ass [UNH - 95]

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  • Rarity: C
  • #: 95
  • Creature Type or Sub Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman
  • P: 2
  • T: 3 1/2
  • Rules Text Contains: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. <em>(Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)</em>
  • Flavor: <em>Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do,</em> don't <em>eat the delicious cards.</em>

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